Satanic Parades, Penguin Tariffs & Human Wings? | R2 Cents With Oscar #365

This week on R2 Cents, we go international and interdimensional: Brazil throws a satanic-themed carnival float party, Germany’s soccer team opens with a ritual straight outta Hereditary, and the tomb of the Virgin Mary was found—empty. Coincidence? Nah.

Meanwhile, the Philippines gets hit with an earthquake and blue clay leaks out the ground like a glitch in the simulation. A YouTuber gets locked up over a prank, and Mykhailo learns that visiting Sentinel Island might get you a vacation… behind bars.

Back in the good ol' U.S. of A., people are catching federal charges for vandalizing Teslas, which apparently have logos that look like they were designed by the triple-K clan. Elon’s being called out (again), Kanye’s wearing a hood on podcasts like it's fashion week in Mordor, and dire wolves are back from extinction just to make things weirder.

China’s CRISPR babies are now 6, human wings might be the next BBL, and according to NASA’s own Dr. Weiping Yu—gravity is just magnetism in a fancy outfit. Oh, and don’t forget Trump’s tariffs on Penguin Island. Why? Because that’s where the shell companies live.

Plus: creepy UK laws, another batch of UAP sightings, and TikTok’s new “America filter” that turns search results into static.

It’s all here. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

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