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Science is Ruining Everything—Even Light | R2 Cents With Oscar #360

Oscar Episode 360

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NASA’s new moon landing is coming, but surprise—no real footage, just CGI from a lab. Meanwhile, scientists are engineering food to bypass Ozempic, because they’d rather you die from being large and sick than actually fix the food system. Planes are falling out of the sky, but don’t worry—Delta is rolling out a new design! Makes total sense, right? Feminist rallies are getting violent, even though society already prioritizes women’s protection. Scientists turned light into a solid, because that’s definitely what we needed to survive inflation.

Even criminals get choices now—death row inmates can pick their execution method. Meanwhile, delinquent kids are out robbing people, kicking dogs, and their parents are still crying that they’re the victims. And Hollywood? Forget good storytelling—movies are now just about checking diversity boxes.

So yeah, science is warping reality, crime is a joke, food is poison, and NASA still won’t show us the moon. Welcome to 2025, the fakest year yet!

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